my boyfriend wants a nose job but idk how his dick is gonna FIT in my NOSE
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
ITS STARTING TO GET COLD, THEREFORE I FINALLY GET TO WEAR MY SCARVES AGAIN YEAH YEAH YEAH!!
apparently im the 17 year old version of zachary quinto
STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.